by Andrew S. Fischer [1]
In the 1952 western film classic High Noon[2], there is a scene
where hero and sheriff Will Kane, played by Gary Cooper, is asked why
he simply doesn't arrest three hooligans who are waiting around for
their leader to begin wreaking havoc - which includes bushwhacking
Kane. He replies that he can't, because the trio hasn't done anything.
Fifty years later, in the 2002 science-fiction film Minority
Report[3], the police try to stop crimes before they begin, using
parapsychology to predict the future. The police arrest (and imprison)
perpetrators before they actually commit their dastardly deeds. Of
course, it might have made more sense if they simply acted to prevent
the crimes, but that's not relevant here. The salient point is that the
future-police arrest people before they actually do anything.
In the real world, year 2005, we apparently live somewhere
between these two fictional circumstances. A few weeks ago the
Washington Post reported[4] that D.C. police are routinely arresting
people for drunken driving, despite the fact that their breathalyzer
tests score below the widely-accepted legal alcohol limit of .08%.
Those arrested hadn't done anything, yet they were cuffed and hauled
away, simply because a policeman thought they "might" do something.
It turns out the legal limit in D.C. is a preposterous .01%!
Thus, a single glass of wine with dinner renders its citizens subject
to the humiliation and aggression described in the Post's story, which
includes being handcuffed, searched, arrested, put in a jail cell for
several hours, then being charged with driving under the influence of
alcohol.
Putting aside the idiocy of a .01% alcohol limit - I suspect
even a rinsing with Listerine would produce a trip to the station house
for the driver - the question that needs to be asked is (even if the
test scored above the .08% limit) - what have such drivers actually
done? The answer, of course, is that they have done nothing.
Sure, drunken drivers "might" crash into other cars or innocent
pedestrians, but they haven't done it yet. So how can they be arrested
for doing nothing? All they have done is violate a law, the
reasonableness of which is open to question. With apologies to the
likes of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, how can drunken driving itself
be a crime? No one has been injured, no property damaged. How can it be
a crime simply to drive badly (i.e., impaired) according to the state's
definition?
The purpose of this law, as is the purpose of so many of the
state's nitpicking, micro-managing edicts, is obviously to prevent
(what it believes are) negative events before they happen. In this
instance, the negative outcome is an automobile accident; the
underlying crime is "reckless endangerment." In its infinite wisdom,
our nanny state has decided that our society wishes to keep potentially
dangerous drivers off our roadways.
Perhaps this is a good thing - I know I don't want drunken
idiots cruising around all over the place, drivers who'll crash into me
and say "Oops, sorry, guess I had too much to drink; it was just an
accident." For one thing, that is not an accident - it is deliberate
self-impairment, and the offender is absolutely responsible for
whatever havoc he wreaks. For another, there are plenty of dangerous,
non-drunken idiots on our highways to go around (like the dolts two
feet from your rear bumper at 75 mph) - so we don't need drunkards,
too.
In all seriousness, this seems to raise some important
questions. While common sense tells us that drunken driving is not to
be condoned, should .01%, .08% or even .18% drivers who are stopped for
a missing taillight be subject to DUI arrest if they haven't exhibited
signs of "bad driving"? How does this type of bad driving differ from
that of the tailgaters noted above, which never results in arrest? If
the drivers haven't caused any damage to property or persons, how is
this different from a "Minority Report"[5] or Stalin-esque "legal
system," where the state attempts to stop undesirable events before
they happen?
Seems to me that either you can arrest someone before he does
something, or you can't. If you buy into the former case, then what are
the limits?
November 3, 2005
Andrew S. Fischer [send him mail[6]] is a controller for an investment
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